Darlings, if one wanted to pay for ones own dinner then one would dine alone !!
Going Dutch, perish the thought.
Unless it is to tiptoe through the tulips, live on one of their splendid houseboats or be Queen Maxima.
What a splendid tiara.
A vision in blue.
Of course the prototype was tested by someone called Paltrow.
Paltry by comparison
Regal, stylish, polished. Bejewelled .
If one couldn’t have a crown or a King one could possibly manage tulips.
A pair of tulipiere gave them slightly more gravitas.
Of course in Holland it has to be orange.
Of course the same applies in Essex.