Hip hip hip hooray.
Good morning darlings, did you know Inverness was hotter than Ibiza yesterday? Golly, how are those pasty face Scots going to manage?
Having a pasty face oneself it is tricky getting enough joy and exposure out of the day without ending up in A.&E .
My sister on the other hand can bake for England without a bun in sight.
Brown as a berry in 10 minutes flat. Sickening.
If the sun so much as looks at me one withers. Far better suited to sitting under an umbrella/in an air conditioned bar with a tall drink.
Having a hat handy can save one from passing out and getting freckles/wrinkles. As you know darlings, any excuse for a hat.
A Summer essential, great legs help.
Mr.Connery looking dapper.
Ms.Spears looking crapper.
If the classic Panama could ever be improved, one would give it a larger brim. 7 inches of shade, wonderful for garden or beach and super for Henley.
The best there is.
At least you’ll know where to find me.
Under a hat/in the bar.